The selfie shows officers Nordman, Hamill and Rengering getting ready to work during Hurricane Irma on Sunday.
"Officer, do you have anything that could stick or poke me?"
"I can't believe how many women are objectifying these poor, fine, young, strong, handsome, brave, sexy, delicious, virile, ovulation-inducing, mouth-watering, beefy.... I can't remember where I was going with this...."
"Not even all the water dropped by Harvey and Irma combined could quench the thirst this posts [sic] comments", wrote another.
"UPDATE: 1. We are dying with the comments".
Officers Nordman, Hamil and Rengering had no idea what was about to happen.
The update also says Officers Nordman and Hamill were already married, and that both of their wives are enjoying how many people are going insane over their husbands.
Danica Patrick leaving Stewart-Haas Racing at the end of the year
This story will be updated as more information is available. "I wish SHR the best of luck with their new sponsorship and driver. Her disappointing results don't bode well for finding another sponsor, but Patrick seems to be hopeful about the future.
"3. We can confirm that Officer Rengering (far right with the wonderful hair) IS SINGLE".
Gainesville police do ask that people don't call 911 to request the group to respond.
"Thank you all for the hilarious comments... they have brightened our time up here".
The police department did not immediately respond to a BuzzFeed News request for comment on the Hot Cops Of Gainesville (TM). The calenders will be for sale and all funds raised will go to the Hurricane Irma recovery efforts in Florida.
The police department has made a decision to release a calender later this year of all of their first responders.
The Sarasota Police Department rose to the challenge on its own Facebook page, posting a photo of four officers helping out with floodwater rescues in North Port.